A close shave NOT!

A man, in his upper 30's, we'll call him Dillip, goes into the bathroom and notices he has quite a few days growth of a beard. So he starts to shave it off with his trusty electic shaver.

About half way through the shaver gets slower and slower until it grinds to a halt.

He has to pull it away from the beard which it's become snagged in. He looks at it. Turns it off and on a few times... Nothing.
He uses his keen intelect and technical knowledge and hits it a few times.

Nothing.

He sighs and looks in the mirror. He now has half a neatly trimmed face.
Mild panic sets in and he looks around for the bag up rasor he knows he doesn't have.
He resorts to hitting the electric shaver again.

Nothing

He checks the time and realises he has time to get a new one and get back well before he need be at work.
Then panic again as he realises he has to go outside, to a shop, with half a beard!

He gets to the shop. We'll call it Mal-Wart. Convinced that everyone is staring at him. He rushes to the place where he thinks the shavers are. Not wanting to have to ask where they are, and picks out a nice new trimmer. He rushes through the checkout, trying to hide half his face in his upturned collar. Thankful that at least it's cold outside.

Getting home, he hurridly takes the nice new shiny trimmer from it's box and plugs it in and turns it on.

Nothing!

He hits it.

Nothing.

He then reads the instructions. "Must be fully charge 14-17 hours before first use"

!

He looks at his face, looks at the old shaver. Swears at it, hits it and....

It starts working.